一路到底：脱线舞男
欢迎莅临雪菲尔 Welcome to Sheffield!
英国北部工业地带的心脏 The beating heart of Britain's industrial North!
这颗约克夏明珠 人口五十余万 The jewel in Yorkshire's crown is home to over half a million people,
另有数万人每天进城购物上班 and thousands more flock here daily to shop and to work.
这一切植于钢铁业之上 All this is built on Sheffield's primary industry, steel.
城里的各类钢铁工厂… The city's rolling mills, forges,
员工达九万人 and workshops employ some 90,000 men
设备完善，产品也界一流 and state-of-the-art machinery to make the world's finest steel.
从高强度钢骨 From high-tensile girders
到您府上的不锈钢餐具 to the stainless cutlery for your dining table.
但这里不是只有工作 But it's not all hard work for the people of Steel City.
他们可在游泳池畔耗一天 They can spend the day lounging by the pool,
观赏本地球队出赛 watching one of our top soccer teams,
或在店里闲逛 or browsing in the shops.
但入夜后 在城里的夜总会和舞厅 But when the sun goes down, the fun really starts
消遣才真正开始 in the city's numerous nightclubs and discotheques.
约克夏人深知享乐之道 Yes, Yorkshire folk know how to have a good time!
建筑业也欣欣向荣 And it's good times for the city's housing, too!
都市计划领先全国 Sheffield leads the way in town planning.
老旧贫民窟已经折除 改建新领的住宅 Victorian slums have been cleared to make way for the homes of the future.
拜钢铁业所赐 Thanks to steel,
雪菲尔是不折不扣的… Sheffield really is
进步中的城市 a city on the move!
“二十五年后”
老盖，谁会买生锈的钢骨？ Gaz, who's gonna buy a rusty girder?
爸！你在偷束西 - Come on. - Dad, it's stealing!
不，这叫解放 No, it's liberating, love. Liberating.
等一下 Gaz, hang on.
在这干了十年 现在你看看 Ten years we worked in 'ere. Now look.
被抓怎么办？ 你要十六岁才会有前科 - What if we get caught? - You don't get a criminal record till you're 16.
别告诉你妈 你听… - Just don't tell your mum. - 'Ey, listen.
有音乐 Music.
对
什么玩意！ Bloody hell!
他们干嘛？ 工厂乐队，还没解散呢 - What are they doing? - It's the works band. It's still going.
只剩他们了 About only thing round 'ere that is.
警卫回来了 'Ey up! Security guard's back.
还说一下就搞定了 "Won't take a minute", he says.
一下就搞定！怎么办？ "Won't take a minute." Now what?
别吵，我想想 Shut up. I'm thinking.
哪天做点正常的事吧 Can't we do normal things sometimes?
这样很正常啊 戴夫，对不对？ This is normal! In't it, Dave?
对啊，每天干这种事 Oh, aye. Everyday stuff, this.
这玩意要沉了 I think this bugger's sinking.
抬起来，滑到对面去 Pick it up, and try and slide it across other side.
对 That's it.
妈的，奈森！ Oh, fucking hell, Nathe!
一根值二十镑！ 要给你当赡养费的 They're 20 quid each, them! That were your bloody maintenance!
糟了 这下好了 - Oh, shit. - Oh, nice one.
奈森 Nathe! Nathan!
妈的！ 快过来 - Fucking hell! - Come 'ere, come 'ere!
别动 Jesus! Stay still.
别动…… Stay still, stay still.
好 All right.
还有什么锦囊妙计，瘦皮猴？ What's your initiative got to say about this, then, bog eyes?
有人来了 'Ey up, there's someone coming.
还好吧？ 还不错 - All right?! - Aye, not so bad.
还不错？ "Not so bad"?
这样谁会帮你？ "Not so bad"? That's not much of a chuffing SOS!
好啦，别这样嘛 All right, don't get a benny on.
妈的…… Shit!
我牛仔裤湿透了 Me jeans are bloody soaking!
谁叫你不脱？ You should have taken your kit off.
害羞啊？ 你闭嘴行吗？ - What's up? Are you shy? - Don't! Shut it, all right?
看，戴夫 'Ey up, Dave.
好吗，宝贝？ 爸！ - All right, babe? - Dad!
你觉得如何？ 八分，甚至九分 What do you reckon, Dave? Eight? Maybe even a nine.
没看奶子说不准 爸！ - You can never tell till you see their tits. - Dad!
这是干嘛？ 奇本岱舞团 - What's all this? - It's them Chippendale efforts.
什么？ - You what?
男生跳脱衣舞 妈念个不停 - Them dancers. Mum were going on about it.
开玩笑！一定是哈死了 Oh, you're joking! She must be getting desperate.
你们在等我啊？ 对，等你回家 - You all waiting for me, then? - Yeah! To go home.
看厌了，随时来找我 You know where to find me when you tire of them poofs.
爸，走吧 我冻毙了 - Dad! - Come on, Gaz, I'm freezing.
限女性观众？ "Women only"?
这是工人俱乐部 Cheeky buggers! It's a bloody working-men's club!
你看那海报 I mean, look at the state of that!
这什么嘛？ What have you got to smile about?
连老二都没有 He's got no willy, for starters.
里头没有你要的 Nowt in a gym'll help you there, mate!
像样女人才不会进去！ No decent woman would be seen dead in there.
阿珍就会 Jean would.
戴夫，怎么啦？ Oh, Dave, what's going on?
钱是她赚的啊 It's her money, innit?
你让老婆去看这种表演？ 你的气概呢？ Fucking hell! You'll let some poof wave his tackle at your missis?! Where's your pride?!
她已经叫你去吸地板了 现在又…不行 She's already got you hoovering! I saw it and I let it go! But this? No, no, no.
去把她叫出来 女生才能进去 - Get her out of there. - It's women only.
快啦，我脚要冻僵了 Hurry up, will you? Me feet have gone numb.
你就这样谢我 我们在为你赴汤蹈火 That's gratitude for you! We're riding into Alley of Death for you, you fat git.
我进不去，不能怪我 It's not my fault I can't fit through.
我在这里把风 Right, then. I'll wait 'ere and keep guard.
跟阿姨说，戴夫在找她 Find Auntie Jean and tell her Uncle Dave wants a word outside.
非去不可吗？ 乖，快去 - Do I have to? - Good kid. On you go.
脱、脱、脱…… Off! Off! Off!
我可不要去排队 I'm not waiting in that bloody queue.
我一直想参观男厕 I always wanted a nosy in the men's toilets.
他们好结实 Phwoar! Them bloody muscles!
重要的是怎么运用 It's not their bodies, Bee. It's what they do with 'em.
担心什么？你那个强得很 I don't know what you're worrying about, with you-know-who on your tail.
法兰克，要不要我？ - # Frankie! Do you want my body? - 'Ey, 'ey, 'ey!
我们彼此都没意思 所以别提了 Frank don't fancy me and I don't fancy Frank, right? So give over!
他会不会有意思呢？ Do you think he might, though?
我不能对不起戴夫 No. Couldn't do that to Dave.
即使想要也不行 Not even if I wanted to.
但他好像放弃了 But... you know, it's like he's given up.
工作、我、一切 Work. Me. Everything.
真是的 Ah, love.
来，我让你开心 'Ere, love. This'll cheer you up.
女童军不是白当的 I weren't in Girl Guides for nowt!
老盖 Gaz! Gaz!
刚才是阿珍吧？ That were our Jean, weren't it?
只是两个老女人 我进去找奈森 No, no. Just a couple of old tarts. I'm going back in for Nathe.
你麻烦大了 You're in big trouble.
阿姨呢？ What about Auntie Jean?
她在忙 Auntie Jean's busy.
我不舒服 I don't feel well.
当然，你喝酒啦！ 请假在家休息一天 Of course you don't! You've got a hangover. Take a day off. Stay at home.
你家很乱，又冷 Your house is messy. And it's cold.
那就到就业辅导中心 Come down job club. That'll be a right laugh.
妈的家很温暖 Mum's house is always warm.
我没法每次好好招呼你 I can't always have the red carpet out for you.
那也不是你妈的房子 是巴瑞的 Anyway, it's not your mum's house. It's whatshisname... Barry's.
下周末我保证好好清理 Tell you what. Next weekend I'll have a big tidy round. I promise!
再去看球赛 Even go and see a footie game.
真的吗？ 下周日有好球赛 - Yeah? - Yeah. Sunday League down the park. There's some right good players.
联合队对曼联队那场？ United are playing Man U, aren't they?
那场的票太贵了 You know I can't stretch to that.
你常叫我做蠢事 You're always making me do stupid stuff like last night.
别人爸爸都不会 Other dads don't do that.
不会吗？ Don't they?
奈森 Nathe!
我们可以溜进场 听说可以钻进去 We could try and sneak into Man U. Terry said...
不要！ No!
好吧，我买票 All right! I'll... I'll get tickets! I will!
坎东纳！或上奶罩吧！ Ooh! Aah! Cantona! Has to wear a girlie bra!
痛宰曼联队 We'll stuff 'em, Nathe.
妈的 Fuck!
“就业辅导中心”
我等会回来收求职函 I want the application letters finished by the time I get back.
有问题，我就在外头 Any problems, I'm outside.
女人站着撒尿，我们就完了 I tell you, when women start pissing like us, that's it.
我们绝种了，戴夫 We're finished, Dave. Extincto.
可是…… Yeah, I mean...
哪有办法？ 突变 How? You know...
她们要变成男人了 - How? - Genetic mutations. They're turning into us.
男人快绝迹了 到动物园才看得到 A few years and men won't exist. Except in a zoo or summat.
我们快没人要了 We're not needed no more, are we?
过时了 像恐龙 Obsolete. Dinosaurs.
过时的新闻 Yesterday's news.
像滑板 Like skateboards.
吵够没？有人还想工作呢 Button it! Some of us are trying to get ajob.
牌子说这里禁烟 And it says no smoking in 'ere.
牌子说这是就业中心 这里有业可就吗？ Aye, and it says job club up there. When did you last see one of them walk in?
你已不是我们的领班 You forget, Gerald, you're not our foreman now.
你跟我们一样 You're just like the rest of us.
废物一个 闭嘴，行不行？ - Scrap. - Shut it, right?
她们怎么会进男人的场所？ Hang on, though. Why were all them women int' working-men's club int' first place?
那是… 因为有男人 Now then! Cos of us. Men.
那些跳舞的算男人吗？ You call them Chippendales men?
简直丢脸到家 Degrading, that's what it were.
多少女的在看？ How many lassies were there, though?
几千个，都看呆了 Thousands. Baying for blood.
花十镑看那些货色！ 十镑 Ten quid to watch some fucking poof get his kit off! Ten quid!
来上一千人就是…… Times ten quid by a thousand, right? And you've got...
对啦，很多钱 Yeah, well, a lot. A very lot.
一万镑 Nah. 10,000 quid.
多少？ 一万镑 - How much? - 10,000 quid.
戴夫，我是说… 值得想一想，对不对？ 'Ey, now, Dave, I mean... It's worth a thought, though, innit?
能看王哥柳哥的小小鸟 Little And Large prancing round Sheffield with their widgers out!
花十镑值得！ That would be worth ten quid!
你别呆了 人家说说而已 Don't be so bloody daft. We were just saying...
小小鸟排排站，请自备显微镜 有何不可，杰拉？ - Widgers on parade! Bring a microscope! - I don't see why the chuff not!
他很肥、你很瘦 两个都很难看 Because you're fat and he's thin, and you're both fucking ugly. Bastard!
搞什么单独抚养？ What's all this about sole custody?
你要合力抚养，就得出钱 You know what. If you want joint custody, you pay your share.
七百镑 你不知道我失业吗？ - 700 quid. - I'm ont' dole, in case you hadn't noticed!
我可以给你工作 一小时两镑五，条件又差 - Get ajob! I'll gi' you ajob! - ?.50 an hour in Black Hole of Calcutta!
不必了 No, thank you.
你想打混，随你便 现在起，奈森要有父有母 If you want to play your games, do that, but Nathan's gonna have two parents now.
你说你的姘头？ And your live-in lover's gonna do that?
说鬼鬼到，晚安，巴瑞 Abracadabra, here he is! Evening, Barry.
要由法院决定 That'll be for t' court to decide.
不对 小孩跟他没半点关系 No, it won't. Nathan's yours and mine. He's fuck-all to do with him!
你也没管过他 他甚至不想跟你交往 - As if you've ever given a toss. - Face it. He don't like staying at yours.
他当然想，你问他 Course he bloody does! Ask him!
你问他 Ask him!
奈森，你喜欢跟我，对不对？ Oi, Nathe! We have a laugh, don't we?
别这样 他在不在？ - Gary! Don't! - Is he in?
他在不在？ Is he in?!
奈森 Nathe!
隔着窗户他听不见 He can't hear you through your... triple bloody glazing.
他听得见 He can hear all right.
这样不对 不对，我是他爸爸 而你…… This... This is all wrong, this is. It's all to fucking cock. I'm his dad, and you...
你啥也不是 You're nobody.
晚安，盖瑞 Good night, Gary.
晚安，奈森 Night, Nathe!
再见 See you, kid!
我不干 No. Not doing it.
我绝不脱衣服 他们要把他抢走 - I'm not stripping. - They're taking him away.
我付七百镑就没事了 All I need is 700 quid and they've got nowt on me.
老盖，不行 他是我儿子 - Gaz, no. - Dave, he's me kid!
偷车呢？ I suppose there's nicking cars.
不干 那么… - No! - Well, then?
我帮忙就是了 我不是在跑吗？ Look, I'll help, all right? I'm running, aren't I?
但我绝对不脱 But I'm taking nowt off. Final.
戴夫，别停 Come on, Dave. Don't stop now.
跟上，你这胖子！ 臭老盖！ - Keep up, you fat bastard! - Gazza, you tosser!
要不要帮忙？ Do you need a hand?
高压导线的毛病 Yeah, it's your HT leads, I reckon.
发动看看 Give it a go at that.
你以前也是哈氏工厂的？ Didn't you work at Harrisons afore it shut down?
难怪你很面熟 I thought I clocked you!
我们以前也在那上班 I were ont' floor with Gaz. Him up the road.
现在怎么样？ How's it going, then?
找到工作了吗？ You got any work?
这年头工作不好找 No, there's not a lot about, is there?
有机会就换个新的 Well, like I say, get some new ones when you can.
甭谢了，是我的荣幸 No, no, my chuffing pleasure(!)
戴夫？ Dave?
你没事吧？ 你这混蛋 - Are you all right, kid? - You bastard!
你该拿枪自杀 You could shoot yoursen.
你叫他到哪找枪？ Where's he gonna find a gun from round 'ere?
要找一座大桥 You wanna find yourself a big bridge, you do.
对，像弹跳那样 但省掉绳子 Yeah. Like one of them bungee jumps, only without the bungee bit.
我怕高 I can't stand heights, me.
溺死是个好办法 Drowning. Now there's a way to go.
我不会游泳 I can't swim.
你不用游泳啊，白痴 否则就死不成了 You don't have to fucking swim, you divvy. That's the point.
你有没有诚意？ You're not very keen, are you?
抱歉 Sorry.
我有办法 I know.
站在，马路上 叫你朋友开车撞你 Stand in the middle of t' road and get a mate to drive smack into you right fast.
我没朋友 Haven't got any mates.
我们救你一命 别说我们没交情 We just saved your fucking life, so don't tell us we're not your mates!
是吗？ 对，我啊 - Yeah? - Yeah, me an' all.
我很乐意开车撞你 I'd run you down soon as look at you.
好极了 Oh, cheers.
谢谢 Ta.
多谢 Thanks a lot.
妈，你在干嘛？ 你跑哪去了？ - What are you doing, Mum? - Where have you been?
开车 Driving.
开车去哪？ 随便开 - Driving where? - Just driving.
我以为你走了 I thought you'd gone.
在这当警卫，难怪想自杀 Security guard in 'ere? No wonder he wants to kill himself.
至少有人因关厂而有事做 Well, at least one bloke got ajob out of this place being shut down.
你跟他谈那事也没用 What did you tell him for, anyroad? The kid's a nutter.
他会吹号角 He's a bugle player.
我们可能需要音乐 Could come in right handy. Might need a bit of music.
他有车，可以在这里排练 He's got a car. Somewhere to practise.
这样对他也有好处 Besides, it's good whatsitsname for the lad... Therapy.
对，光屁股跳舞有帮助 Oh, aye! Jiggling about in the buff. Therapy!
你再谈这事 I tell you, he won't be the only one
自杀的不只他一个 trying to top himself if you carry on wi' this caper.
爸，我饿了 Dad, I'm hungry.
看 'Ey up!
阿隆 'Ey! Lomper!
我的饭呢？ 车头上 - Where's me rice? - Try the cylinder head... tubby.
我不爱吃中国菜 I don't like Chinese.
怎么会？ 真的？ Course you do... Don't you?
看看他的唱片 有些什么？ - Let's see his records. - What have we got, Dave?
“花之舞” "The Floral Dance."
“海普进行曲” - "Marching With Hepworth"? - Jesus Christ!
“热巧克力”，这还差不多 Hot Chocolate! Now we're talking!
你出现之后 I believe in miracles
我相信有奇迹 Since you came along
性感的东西！ You sexy thang!
快拿去放 Stick it on, Daverimo! I'm there.
爸，不要 Dad! Dad, don't.
没关系，我看他们跳过 It's all right, Nathan. It's right, is this. I've seen 'em do it.
晚安，今晚得特价品…… - Good evening, shoppers... - Dave!
好啦 All right, all right.
性感的东西！ 一、二 "You Sexy Thing." One, two...
一、二、三、四 One, two, three, four.
我需要观众 你需要医生 I need an audience. You need a doctor.
这孩子有点问题 I tell you, there's summat up wi' that kid.
另一头都找过了？ 对 - Did you check the whole top end? - Yeah!
没用，他走了 There's no point. He went out.
什么？ 我看着他走的 - You what? - I seen him go.
在那里 There's the beggar.
Oi, Nathe!
奈森 Nathan!
奈森！ Nathan.
急死我了 Hell-fire!
你在这干嘛？ 没事，走路回家 - What are you doing out here, kid? - Nowt. Walking home.
这里离家好远 It's miles home! You know that!
你怎么就这样跑掉？ Why did you run off like that?
你很糗，对不对？ You're embarrassed, aren't you?
你觉得你老爸是白痴 You think your own dad's a dickhead.
又不是为了好玩 We're not doing this for a laugh, you know.
我是想赚一点钱 I'm trying to get some brass together
才能够常跟你见面 so as you and me can keep seeing each other.
他们想不让我们见面 They're trying to stop us, you see.
我可以不必这样的 I may as well not bother.
但我是你爸爸 Except I'm your dad.
这有点意义吧？ It counts for something, don't it?
我喜欢你 I like you.
我爱你，混蛋 I love you, you bugger.
好啦，小鬼 All right, kid?
好不好？ 好 - All right? - Yeah.
你这小疯子 You nutter.
你说跳舞啊 这主意很好 Well, you said dancing. It were a great idea, kid.
但舞蹈形式不对 Just not the right sort of dancing.
喂，你看 Gaz! 'Ey, look 'ere.
我的天 Oh, my God!
杰拉，这下你要出名了 Gerald, me lad, you're gonna be famous down job club.
但他跳的不坏 He's not bad for a bastard, is he?
他死定了 He's dead, that's what he is.
你说要找舞蹈老师 You said you wanted a dance teacher.
他会跟全城的人说 Gerald? Go get chuffed!
跳的很好 He'd tell every bugger! We'd be laughed out of Sheffield.
敌机接近 'Ey up, lads. Bandits at six o'clock.
溜冰皇后 Come in, Torvill.
停下来与我共舞吧 Park your sequins over 'ere.
玩笑够了就滚吧 你管的着吗？ - You've had your laugh. Now piss off. - It's a free country.
我觉得你跳的挺好的 杰拉 - You were rather good. Nifty footwork. - Gerald!
哈罗 Oh, hello.
要跳伦巴了 我跟同事讲几句话 - Gerald, you're missing the rumba. - Sorry, I just met some pals from... work.
你们也想上课吗？ 我们正有此意 - Not thinking ofjoining our class? - Funny you should mention it...
我想…我们该上课了 那就晚安罗 - I think we'd better be getting back now. - Well, good night.
去跳吧 回头见，杰拉 You get back to your rumba. See you later, Gerald.
上班的时侯 At work.
他有好多小人像 He's got gnomes.
可不是 Aye, he bloody would have.
工作有转机吧？ Things looking up?
可能有 - You know, love, I think they just might be.
好 - Good.
你太辛苦了 You've been working too hard.
该让你的同事分担下 You should let a colleague do the lion's share for a change.
你应该强硬一点 我要迟到了 - I wish you'd be firmer, Gerald. - Oh, well. Mustn't be late.
可不可以…… 琳达，你知道 - So it's all right if I... - Oh, Linda, love...
你自己说情况有好转 Oh, don't be so mean! Things are looking up. You said so.
你会迷上滑雪的 You'll love skiing.
琳达…… Linda...
没事，再见 It don't matter. Bye.
老盖 'Ey, Gaz.
要上班啦？ 你说的没错 - Off to the office, Torvill? - Yes, I bloody am!
把它放回去 Put that back. Put it back!
看，面谈 我有工作了，朋友介绍的 See that? Interview. In the bloody bag. Mate from Harrisons.
我闭着眼睛都能做 I could do the job standing on me head.
而且不用看你们的臭脸 And I won't have to look at your ugly mugs again.
我们想请你帮忙 抱歉 - Come on, we just need some help. - Sorry.
我没法帮这样的人 There's nothing I can do to help you.
我们是想学跳舞 Just wanna know about dancing.
跳舞需要协调、技巧 Dancers have coordination, skill,
时间感、体格和美姿 timing, fitness and grace.
你们去照照镜子 Take a long, hard look in the mirror.
我很忙 Now, I'm busy.
快去就业中心吧 Don't be late forjob club, lads.
混蛋 Bastard!
起薪一万六，还有退休金 Starting at ?6,000, plus the pension scheme.
我只盼恢复上班 过去半年不好过 It'll be a relief to get back to work. It's not been an easy six months.
我知道业界的新发展 I'm up to date with the latest industry developments,
而且我也… and I've kept meself
没闲着 busy, you know.
你显然具备所有条件 Well, all the qualifications are there, obviously.
而且我们是老交情了 And we go back further than I care to remember.
你说什么？ Sorry?
我们是想知道… What we're asking, Gerald, is
隔了这么久 你是否还能胜任 after such a long lay-off, do you think you're up to the job?
你这家伙！ You...!
混蛋！ - Bastard! - Fucking hell!
你冷静点 'Ey, Gerry, mate...
没被录取？ 滚开，过来 - You didn't get it, then? - Get out the way! Come 'ere!
别斗了 都已经到手了 Bastard! That were mine, thatjob!
你们可以不在乎 You don't give a toss! You're kids!
我可不一样 我有家庭要顾 It's different for me! I've got a standard of living! Responsibilities!
我原本很有前途 I were on me way up! I am on me way up!
好不容易有面试机会 It were me first interview in months!
预支点薪水 太太就不会知道 I could've got me first month's in advance. She'd never have known.
现在怎么办？ Now what?
她还在用信用卡 She's still got credit cards, you know.
现在就在外头 在街上拿着信用卡猛花钱 She's out there now, ont' High Street, with a fucking Barclaycard, spending!
怎么不跟她说？ Why can't you just tell her?
怎么说？已经六个月了 How can I tell her after six months?
她还想利用假期去滑雪 A woman who wants to go skiing for us holidays!
还要滑雪！ Skiing, for fuck's sake!
你们是为什么？ Why did you do it? It was my job!
工作都要到手了 It had to be my... job!
你们非要缠着我吗？ Can't you just leave me alone?
用胶水黏好了 We stuck it with superglue.
接缝看不出来 You can't hardly see t' join.
拿着吧 - Go on. - Oh, yeah.
这是旧货，表示歉意 We got this int' jumble, like, to say sorry.
轮子还会动 Wheels go round and everything.
是给你的小人用的 It's for your gnomes, really. Not you.
怎么说呢？ I, er... I don't know. Er...
真是看不出来 It's marvellous, this.
我们在想 We were thinking, er...
可以放在许愿池旁 you can maybe put it next to... wishing well.
这样配成一个 Make a bit of a...
特色 - Feature. - Yeah.
你说呢？ What do you reck?
谢了 Ta, lads, eh?
多谢 Ta very much.
抽根烟吧 Cigarette me, for fuck's sake.
他们能跳舞吗？ Think any of them could dance?
不是搞脱衣舞吧？ You're not still on about this Chippendales malarkey, are you?
约克夏版 他们行，我们当然也行 A Yorkshire version. Them buggers can, we bloody can.
你不会跳舞 我们知道 - You can't dance. - We know, Gerald.
有个九分的… 所以才跟你到处跑 - Gaz, niner on its way, - Why do you think we're trailing you?
我不会跳那种舞 光会扭屁股 I don't know. It's not my kind of dancing. It's all arse wiggling.
我得过学位的 I've got a degree in arse wiggling, mate.
你教我们跳舞 剩下的交给我 You learn us dancing, I'll learn you the rest.
我说真的，请你帮忙 Gerald, for once, I'm dead serious. I need your help.
被人发现怎么办？ 我有地位的 What if someone spots me? What if Linda finds out? I've got standing, me.
对，你的地位不保了 Aye, you've an overdraft an' all, mate.
对不起 I'm sorry. Sorry.
我是想试试 I thought I'd give it a go.
有点走头无路 I got a bit desperate. You know how it is.
但我连脱衣都很别扭 I can't even take my kit off properly, can I?
没关系，有茶可以喝 You're all right, Reg. There's some tea if you like.
我小孩在外头等 No, thanks. The kids are outside.
带他们进来啊 Bring 'em in.
不要 No.
这里不适合小孩 This is no place for kids.
简直疯狂 This is crazy.
这位是…… So,
马先生？ it's Mr Horse.
小马 Horse. Yeah, well, er...
等下，马先生 有点事情… Just a minute, Mr Horse. My colleagues on the panel...
问他为何叫“小马” Ask him why he's called the Horse.
你问，反正不是因为出场比赛 You bloody ask him! It's not cos he does the Grand National.
年纪一大把了 That's all very well,
那玩意大有什么用？ but a big wanger is no use if you need a zimmer frame to tout it in.
我看他有五十岁 I mean, he must be 50 if he's a day.
小马，你有啥本事？ So, Horse, what can you do?
我也不知道 Dunno, really.
我看…我会跳… Let's see, there's the, er...
帮浦舞 There's the bump.
爵士舞、巴士站 The stomp. The bus stop.
雾雳舞跳不动了 Me breakdancing days are probably over.
但可以跳疯鸡舞 这还差不多 - But I do the funky chicken. - Now you're talking!
这么多种？ 差不多 - All of 'em? - Well, yeah. I think so.
但很久没跳了 屁股不太听使唤 Well, it's been a while, mind. And I've got this dodgy hip.
奈森，放音乐 跳来看看 Yeah. Well, stick it on, Nathe. Do your worst, pal.
我最爱看“雨中欢唱” 跨步到壁上，师极了 My favourite film's "Singing Int' Rain". That walking-up-wall thing is ace!
他最近帮我们整修浴室 He knows me. He plastered our bathroom a while back.
叫他出去 没问题 - Get rid of him. - You'll be fine.
闭嘴 - He'll blow my cover. - Shut up!
“跨步到壁上”是什么意思？ 我做给你看 - What walking-up-wall thing? - I'll show you.
我当唐纳、奥康诺 I'm Donald O'Connor, right?
墙在那里 That's the wall.
什么东西？ Oh, well...
电影里比较好看 It's better than that in the film, you know.
你不会唱歌？ So... you don't sing?
不会 No.
不会跳舞？ 不会 - You don't dance? - No.
别说我爱打听 你会做什么？ Hope you don't think I'm being nosy, but... what do you do?
我有…这个 Well, er... There is... this.
各位，便当盒到了 Gentlemen, the lunchbox... has landed.
我的妈！ Chuffing Nora!
杰拉，刚才没看到你 All right, Gerald? I didn't see you!
我帮他整修浴室 I did his bathroom.
哈罗，盖依 Hello, Guy.
奈森 Nathe...
奈森！ Nathan!
阿珍呀 什么事？ - I say, Jean! - Yeah?
你曾跟黑人约会吗？ Ever been out with a black bloke?
不曾，你知道的 - You know I haven't, Dave. - But...
如果你在找对象 If you were ont' lookout for a new fella, right?
我只是假设…… If you were, just saying,
你会不会考虑？ would you think about it?
你是怎么啦？ What's got into you?
你会不会？ No, would you, though?
有可能 I might do. Yeah.
可以吗？ Is that all right?
那么是真的罗？ 真受不了！ - So it's true. - I've bloody had enough of this.
什么啊？ What's true?
有关黑人的传说 What they say about black blokes.
他们体格很棒之类的 They've got great bodies and that.
有些人是啊 Some of 'em. Yeah.
怎么样？ And?
没事 Nothing.
戴夫，我不管你是黑是白 甚至彩虹颜色 David... I don't care if they're black, white, or bloody rainbow-coloured.
我是你老婆对不对？ I'm married to you. Remember?
对 Yeah.
晚安 Night.
我干嘛要别人？ Why would I want anyone else, eh?
大块头 Big man.
阿珍 Jeanie,
我好累 I'm all in.
没事干就觉得好累 It's amazing how tiring it is doing nowt, you know.
他们只是好玩 They're just messing, Dave.
真的吗？ 当然 - Do you reckon? - Course!
阿珍就是这样 Just Jean, innit?
有没有薄巧克力？ 你在减肥 - Got any of them mint chocolate jobs? - Get lost! You're on a diet.
没你的事 你有多少钱？ - Don't you start an' all. - How much you got, then?
22…27便士 22... 27 pence.
特价四镑九九，差五镑 ?.99, special offer. We're still a fucking fiver short.
你知道怎么办 You know what this means, Dave?
不行，干嘛叫我？ Oh, no! Come on, Gaz. Why me?
你一脸无辜相 我唬不了人 You've got an innocent face. I've got serial killer written on mine.
不跳舞，总得有点用处 If you won't dance, you can do something useful.
阿珍发现铁定发作 Jean'll throw an eppy! She's only over there!
她离这里远的很 祝好运 She's miles away! See you later. Good luck.
来颗糖 还没付钱 - Give us a pear drop, you. - They're not paid for.
这什么玩意？ Hey, what's this?
难道要拿教学录影带？ I didn't go on the nick in Asda for some chuffing women's DIY video.
是“闪舞”，她是个电焊工 It's "Flashdance", Dave. She's a welder.
电焊工？希望她舞技高明些 I hope she dances better than she welds!
哪有人这样焊接？ - Look at that! Her mix is all to cock. - Shut up, Dave.
你懂那门子焊接？ 比她懂就是了 - What do you know about welding? - More than some chuffing woman!
好像在放烟火 乙炔太多了 It's like Bonfire Night. Too much acetylene.
这样哪焊的起来？ Them joints won't hold fuck all.
我们是要看她跳舞 For Christ's sake, we're looking for dancing.
他还在生气 He's got the hump about Asda.
你们看 'Ey, cop a load of that.
看吧，她的腿多灵活 What did I tell you? She's nifty on her pins.
要跳就要像这样子 That, gentlemen, is what we are looking for.
要他这样扭，得了吧！ Oh, aye. I can just see him doing all that twizzling-about bollocks.
就是加快的探戈 一星期就会，连你都行 It's souped-up tango, is that. Teach any bugger in a week. Even you, mate.
这么胖也学的会？ Even a fat bastard like me?
我有自知之明少来 Yeah, I know what I am, so don't take the piss.
好 两星期 All right. Two weeks.
真的 Straight up.
我不知道 阿珍叫我去超市当警卫 I dunno, Gaz. Jean reckons I should take that security-guard job at Asda.
警卫？ Jesus! Security?
太委曲你了 You're worth more than that, Dave.
她不这样认为 She don't think so.
她好像在跟那个人好 I reckon summat's going on with her and that bloke.
那个耍宝的？ The juggling bugger?
不可能 No. No way.
也不能怪她 It's not as if I'd blame her.
证明给她看 You could show her, Dave.
没人会叫那舞男当警卫 Nobody tells them Chippendales to do security. Raking it in, they are!
他说两星期，不开玩笑的 Two weeks. That's what the man said, and he's not taking the piss.
可以考虑下 Aye, it's a thought.
不只是考虑 It's more than a thought.
想想她看你跳闪舞的样子 Think of Jean's face when she sees you dancing like "Flashdance".
两周就能跳的那么好？ Two weeks? Just like flashy tits?
他是那么说的 It's what your man said.
我比那女的会焊接 'Ey... I can weld better than her an' all.
停，不对… 停！ Stop! No, no! Stop! Stop!
你，别动 - What? - You stay still!
你往前，懂吗？ And you... go forward, OK?!
好，奈森 - OK. - All right, Nathan.
一、二、三
不对 No, no, no! Jesus Christ!
我是想让你们形成一直线 All I want to do is get you in a straight bloody line!
我该怎么教？ What do I have to do?
跟越位陷阱一样 It's the Arsenal offside trap, isn't it?
什么？ 越位陷阱 - You what? - The Arsenal offside trap.
阿隆是后卫 Lomper here is Tony Adams, right?
看对方要射门 Any bugger looks like scoring,
我们就一起上前，举起手来 we all step forward in a line and wave our arms around like a fairy.
这倒容易 That's easy.
好 OK!
奈森 Nathan!
Yes!
好极了 Perfect. Perfect.
不早讲 Well, you should have said.
快进来，鞋底抹一抹 Come on. Get in quick, and wipe your boots.
放回去 只是看一下 - Put that back. You'll break it. - I'm just looking.
有点豪华 Bit posh, innit? Right, then.
准备好没？ 准售备干嘛？ - Are we right? - Right for what?
脱衣服 Taking us kit off.
我以为只是跳舞 I thought you were turning me into a fancy dancer.
我们是要跳脱衣舞 Ladies, we are strippers, aren't we?
什么？现在？ What, here? Now? In this house?
这社区很高尚的 不行 - This is a good area, this is.
现在都不敢 - Gaz... I dunno.If we can't get us kit off in front of ourselves,
怎敢在女人面前脱？ what chance have we got in front of lasses?
脱掉上衣 Tops off.
来啊 Come on!
不准看 也不准笑，混蛋 Well, no looking. And no laughing, you bastards.
我原本有正当职业 I used to have a properjob, me.
我问你，我们在干嘛？ I ask you, what are we doing? What are we doing?
现在脱裤子 And the kecks.
姓马的“那里”也像马 给我闭嘴 - Horse by name, horse by nature, eh? - Oh, shut it, you!
你怎么那么黑？ 没什么 - How come you're so brown? - No reason.
他家有日光浴设备 是琳达的，你休想用 - Someone's got a sunbed, eh, Gerald! - It's Linda's, and no, you bloody can't!
我这里怎么办？ What am I gonna do about this?
还好啦 It's not too bad.
从前面看不出来 From the front, like.
胖是女人的问题 Fat, David, is a feminist issue.
发生在你身上怎么办？ What's that supposed to mean?
我不知道，但我没说错 I don't bloody know, do I? But it is.
我试着节食 I try dieting.
我有试 I do try!
这大半辈子都在节食 It seems I've spent most of me fucking life on a diet!
吃越少，越是会胖 The less I eat, the fatter I get.
那就多吃啊 - So stuff yourself and get thin. - Oh, shut up, saggy tits!
They're not.
琳达的朋友教她包一种胶膜 A mate of Linda's had this plastic stuff put on her at this health club.
她就瘦了几十磅 She lost stones. It were like magic.
那东西叫什么？ Oh, what's it called?
跟保鲜膜很像 Anyway, it's like... clingfilm.
我听说过 保鲜膜？ - I've heard of that. - Clingfilm?
我又不是鸡腿 I'm not a chicken drumstick, Gerald. - You wrap it round, reduce the fat... - She swears by it!
不能这样说搬就搬 抱歉 - You can'tjust take stuff. - Sorry, mate.
我只欠他120镑 But I only owe him 120 quid.
这二手货就值这么多 这不是二手货 - That's all these'll fetch second-hand. - They're not second-hand.
现在是了 They are now, mate.
东西放下，快滚 什么玩意？ - Put down and piss off. - Fucking hell!
八成是搞错了 我们再问一下 I think there's been a mistake. We'll check with the office.
谢了 脱衣舞还不坏嘛 Cheers, lads. It's not bad, this stripping lark, is it?
戴夫、阿隆，侧锋 Dave and Lomps, up the wing.
一、二、三、四 One, two, three, four.
左侧边线，三、四 Left touchline, three, four.
右侧边线，三、四 Right touchline, three, four.
越位陷阱 一、二 Offside trap. One, two,
三、四 脱皮带 three, four. Now the belt,
三、四 脱鞋子 three. Now the shoes,
三、四 脱袜子 three, four. Now the socks...
等一下，我脱不掉 继续 - Hang on, I can't... - Carry on!
什么东西啊？ 人家才开始嘛 - That were crap. - Well, give us a chance!
玛丹娜开始也很菜啊 I bet even Madonna has difficulty with her shoes.
差点被你弄瞎 对不起 - You could've had me eye out! - Sorry.
你干嘛？那是借来的 What are you doing? They're borrowed!
表演时要用 We can use 'em for the show.
那些舞男都这样 It's what them Chippendales do.
用“魔术贴”然后… They put Velcro down the side, and then
给你好看 等会再缝回去 they're off! I'll sew 'em back up.
你在哪学的裁缝？ Where did you learn to be an ace sewer?
牢里 Prison.
谢了，奈森 Cheers, Nathe.
别这样，是我嘛 Come on, Al, it's me!
所以要订金一百 这是半价 Which is precisely why it's 100 quid up front. Half-price.
万一到时你们不来 If I give you t' club for nowt and you don't turn up,
我可就亏大了 I've an empty bar on a Friday night.
怎么会？我没有一百镑 Course we'll turn up! I haven't got 100 quid!
那你说你要做什么？ If you tell me what you're up to, it might help.
不行，最高机密 I can't. It's top-secret.
那就抱歉了 Sorry...
好吗？宝贝 - All right, love? - Hi, Mum.
你要干嘛？ 好吗，曼蒂？ - What do you want? - All right, Mand?
你的钱我会给 I'm gonna get you all your money.
是“我们的钱”，奈森的钱 这次肯定会给 Our money. Nathan's. You know, for definite this time.
就这事？ 对 - Yeah, right. That all? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
不，有件事情 要冒险才能发财 Well, no. The thing is, Mand, you have to speculate to accumulate, in business.
我不想听这些 我只需要一点点 - I'm not sure I'm hearing this. - I'll get you it all. I just need a tiny bit.
你需要钱？ 对 - You want some money? - Yeah!
好，包装部缺人手 Right. I need someone int' packing section.
一小时两镑五，即日上班 要不要？ ?.50 an hour. You can start now, if you like. Are you coming?
走吧 Come on, Dad.
不行，这是你的积蓄 Nathan. You can't do this, kid. It's your savings.
可以，只是你要签名 I can. I just need your signature. It says int' book.
我想提款 I'd like to take my money out, please.
不能这么做 Well, you bloody well can't.
没事了 是我的钱，我要提 - You're all right, love. It's sorted. - It's my money!
一百镑 ?00, please.
等你十八岁，自己来提 When you're 18, you can walk in and get it yourself.
你说你会赚回来 - You said you'd get it back. - I know!
但你不会相信我的话吧？ But you don't want to listen to what I say.
你说的，我就相信 You said so. I believe you.
真的？ You do?
对 Yeah.
真是的…… Blimey, Nathe!
很好，一、二、三、四 Come on, come on! One, two!
为好运 做二十一下 And one for luck!
快开始，裁判
我们的球
Yeah!
“热金属”
“大胆裸露” “限女性观赏”
有点歪 It's not straight, Lomps.
只是海报嘛 Give over, it's only a poster.
我的老天…… Christ al-bloody-mighty!
好不好？ - All right, sweethearts? - Gary the lad!
是盖瑞 在忙什么？ What are you up to, then, shifty?
做这做那的 Bit of this, bit of that, bit of the other.
替朋友做点广告 - Just advertising for some mates. - Oh, aye.
谁会看你的朋友？ And who's gonna come and see your mates?
前几天刚有一场 We had the real thing up here the other day.
这一场更精彩 Well, us mates are better.
更精彩？怎么说？ - Better? How's that, then? - Well...
他们全部脱光 This lot go all the way.
你说是不是？ 全脱？你们？ - Don't they, lads? - The full monty? You lot?
那倒值得看看 Hell-fire! That would be worth a look!
到时候见罗 - See you there, then. - Ta-ra.
别发火 不行，绝不可能 Keep your hair on. No way. No and never. In that order, kid.
没人告诉我要全脱 Excuse me, no-one said anything to me about the full monty.
你听见啦 我们要比别人强才行 You heard 'em. We've gotta give them more than your average ten-bob stripper.
可是，我的…小小鸟… 你的？ - Yeah, but... me willy. I mean to say... - Your willy?!
我的才那个呢 会给人笑死 - My willy! - A laughing stock. Totally!
她们会来看啊 - Well, they're coming!
带着剪刀 她们知道是我们 - With a pair of scissors! They know it's us.
不管跳不跳 一下子全城都会知道 By closing time, every bugger in Sheffield will know it's us whether we do it or not.
我们可以回就业中心 We can forget it, go back to fucking job club,
或把握这次机会 or do it and just maybe get rich.
我告诉你们 And I tell you,
你有钱，人家就不笑了 folks don't laugh so loud when you've a grand in your pocket.
你们要加入？ Now, are you in
还是要退出？ or are you out?
大雨影响平奈山区的交通 57号公路在古堡镇中断 ... all sorts of problems for drivers on the Pennines.
请各位避开这个地区 So, please avoid the area if possible.
好消息是… 往后几天天气会好转 The good news is that the outlook for the rest of the week is much better,
风雨在周五前停止 周末将会晴朗温暖 with the storms clearing to leave the weekend warm and sunny.
再来听点音乐 70年代的迪斯可畅销曲 Now, back to the music. Here's another disco classic from the '70s.
唐娜珊玛的 It's Donna Summer with
“刺激玩意” "Hot Stuff".
独自一人，满心期待
等待情人电话
近来拨了千百个号码
电话都快要拨坏
今晚，我要找寻刺激玩意
今晚需要刺激玩意
必须要有刺激玩意
今晚我需要爱
我需要刺激玩意
我要刺激玩意
不行 No.
一个小时就好 Gerald, come on, mate. Just an hour!
这些妹妹身材不错 You've got some fit birds in there.
不，奶子太大了 Nah. Tits are too big.
会吗？ Yeah?
还有人会嫌大？ Didn't know they could be.
防皱霜？ Anti-wrinkle cream.
男人能用吗？ 'Ey, can fellas use this an' all?
拜托你好吗？ Do you mind, you!
我只希望她们到时别太挑剔 Well, I just pray they're a bit more understanding about us, that's all.
什么？ You what?
到时她们会看个仔细 They're gonna be looking at us like that.
万一几百个女人… 嫌我们太胖、太老 What if, next Friday, 400 women say: "He's too fat, he's too old,
或太瘦什么的 and he's a pigeon-chested little tosser."
不会吧？ 他刚才就挑剔人家 - They wouldn't. - Why not? He said her tits are too big.
不一样，我们是男人 That's different. We're... blokes.
是又怎样？ Yeah. And?
我觉得很好嘛 I think she's got nice tits.
我没批评她为人 她做人可能蛮好 I never said owt about her personality. She's probably quite nice.
人家也不会管我们的为人 They won't say nowt about your personality.
也好，因为你为人很烂 Which is good cos you're a bastard.
谈什么为人？ 人家要看这个 Bollocks to your personality! This is what they're looking at.
我告诉你们 And I tell you summat, mate.
有防皱面霜 就是没有防肥霜 Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream, there is none.
来 Here... lads.
我的天 Oh, mother!
什么鬼？ - Bloody hell!
老盖说要炫的 - Gaz said he wanted something a bit flashy.
上等货，真皮做的 It's top of the range. Real leather.
真省料子 今天星期几？ Yeah, but... - You don't get much. - What day is it?
星期一 哪时侯表演？ - Monday. - When are we on?
星期五 明天彩排 Friday. Dress rehearsal tomorrow.
我要吐了 I think I'm gonna be sick.
没有附说明书啊 How can I read the instructions? There wasn't any.
也许少了一样零件 No? Well, maybe there's a part missing.
你说的那个倒是有 Yeah, I got that. If that's what you call it.
没缺东西，怎么不管用？ Well, if it's all there, how come it's not working?
什么“哪方面”？ What do you mean, in what sense?
不管用就是不管用 It's not working in the sense that it's not working.
我不能大声说 No, I can't speak up.
没变化？没有变大 Nothing's happening, you know what I mean? Nothing's getting bigger.
事关重大 Well, this is an emergency, is this.
怎么啦，大块头？ What's the matter, big man?
对不起 I'm sorry.
戴夫 Dave...
戴夫 Dave.
爱人热情如火
想带狂野的男人回家
今晚要有一番热爱
今晚要有刺激玩意
你太快了 You're ahead.
别挑剔好不好？ Give us a break!
好吧 All right, kid.
老实说 Tell us straight.
我们是不是蠢个半死 We're not making the biggest arses of ourselves in the known universe, are we?
戴夫 Dave, mate.
跟你说句话好吗？ 私底下说 Can I have a word? In private, like.
可以啊 Yeah. I suppose so.
不能告诉别人喔 Dave, you won't tell anyone, will you?
不会，我会保密 No, your, er... Your secret's safe with me.
我大概十二岁时 When I were about 12,
学校带我们上游泳课 our school took us for... for swimming lessons.
男女生一起上 Mixed classes.
你知道…男生 You know, boys
还有… and... er
女生 and girls.
真是好可怕 It were terrible, Dave. I were there
我穿着游泳裤站在池边 standing at t' side of t' pool in me trunks
旁边都是穿着泳装的女生 with all these pretty lassies around in bikinis!
我就… And... Well, I...
我 I got, er...
我就“硬”起来了 I got a stiffy!
那你怎么办？ 跳进水深那一头 - What did you do? - I jumped into t' deep end.
差点淹死 I nearly fucking drowned!
再发生怎么办？ What if it happens again?
在几百个女人面前 Think of that, eh? In front of 400 women!
杰拉 Gerald,
你找错对像了 you're talking to t' wrong man.
你说只有你妈 一家人嘛 - You said it were just your mum. - It's family.
怎么办？ 这又是谁？ - What can you do? - Who the hell-fire's that?
糟了 Oh, no.
是贝绿 It's Beryl.
我的外甥女 Me niece!
戴夫呢？ Where's Dave?
戴夫 'Ere, Dave! Dave!
你在干嘛？ 你说呢？ - What are you doing? - What does it look like?
过三天就上场了 你跑哪去了？ We're on in three days' time! Where the fuck are you?!
我在工作赚钱 I'm 'ere, working! Earning! That's where.
不是在鬼混 Not pissing about!
谈够了 End of chat.
戴夫，别这样 不行 Dave. - Come on, Dave. - No.
好吧 All right, then.
不错嘛 老盖，别这样 - Oooh, very nice. - Gaz, please, don't.
警卫先生，有事做了 - Come on, Mr Security Guard. Do yourjob. - Gazza!
跟他们说有点延误 Horse, go out and tell 'em there's a delay.
他们会走人 They won't wait for ever.
来啊，大胖子 Keep up, you fat bastard!
不准叫我胖子 Don't ever call me a fat bastard, all right?!
我们需要你 - All right?! - We need you, Dave.
不行 I can't.
不行就是不行 I just can't. All right?
听我说 你就想最无聊的事 Listen, just think of the most boring thing you can come up with.
那样就不会了 想什么？ - That should keep it well in order. - Like what?
双层窗户雄销员 园艺、女王文告 - Double-glazing salesmen. - Gardening. The Queen's speech.
“困境”的唱片 A Dire Straits double album.
自然节目 我喜欢自然节目 - Nature programmes. - I like nature programmes.
但不会因此勃起吧？ Aye, but they don't give you a hard-on, though, do they?
会吗？ Do they?
哪有这种事？ 闭嘴，这事生理现象 - Blimey... - Oh, shut up! It's not funny. It's medical.
他不来了 He's not coming.
没关系，我们自己来 It's all right. We can do without him.
你爸爸在你面前跳舞？ So your daddy dances in front of you?
在排练的时侯 When he's rehearsing.
跳的好好的 We were dancing all right then, an' all.
我的脚冻僵了 My feet are freezing.
好，什么名字？ Right. Name.
盖瑞，史柯菲 Gary Schofield.
杰拉，古柏 什么？ - Gerald Arthur Cooper. - What?
杰拉，古柏 Gerald Arthur Cooper.
巴林顿，米契 巴林顿？ - Barrington Mitchell. - Barrington?
对 Yeah.
一个R？ 两个 - Is that one R? - Two.
快，阿隆（不清楚）
只是想拿点钢管 Told you. Robbing pipes, that's all. Gary, my friend,
哪有人脱了衣服偷东西？ no bugger robs pipes in the buff.
那样衣服才不会脏嘛 We do. Don't get your clothes dirty, do you?
别担心 牢里的洗衣间还不错 Oh. Well, don't fret, gents. There's a right good laundry in Wakefield prison.
警卫的监视录影带 Security-camera tapes off the front desk.
警卫呢？ What happened to the security guard?
这什么玩意？
你老是偷跑 You're always ahead there.
是你跟不上 You're always bloody behind, more like.
对不起，借一下好吗？ Look... Excuse me, can I borrow this for a second?
别讲话好吗？ 看 Look, shut up, will you?! Watch.
他说的对 He's right.
是你偷跑 胡说 - You're ahead. - Oh, go... bollocks!
Ssh! Be quiet! Me mum'll hear.
- I've always wanted to meet your mum. - Ssh!
为什么不能见他？ 我又没被告 What do you mean, I can't see him? He's me son! I haven't been charged!
你去问他 Ask Smiler in there! No charge!
抱歉，社福人员要找你谈 Sorry. Social Services have requested an interview with you.
约个时间 Have to make an appointment.
我来接我儿子 好 - I've come to pick up my son. - Oh, right. Er...
请等一下 Just a minute.
没事，我们没被告 He's fine. We've not been charged or owt.
这就是你的生财之道？ 搞色情？ So this is your great money-making enterprise? Pornography?
我只是想筹你的钱 Don't be daft! We're getting your money.
我的钱？是奈森的钱 My money?! Nathan's money!
在这里 爸 - Here he is. - All right, Dad?
你没事吧？ 没事，妈 - All right, kid? - Yeah, fine. Hi, Mum.
来，亲爱的 Come on, love.
我们走 We're going now.
别这样，曼蒂 没工作 - Come on, Mand! - Unemployed,
欠七百镑赡养费 又因妨害风化被捕 maintenance arrears of ?00, and now an arrest for indecent exposure.
你还配当父亲吗？ 他在努力嘛 - Still think you're a good father? - He is trying.
看吧 太迟了 - See? - A bit late for that.
等一下 看看你自己 - Hang on a minute! - Look at yourself, Gary!
你去看看 Just look at yourself.
好吗，朋友？ All right, mate?
怎么样？ So.
这样多久了？ And this has been going on how long?
六个月左右 About six months.
我可以不要日光浴设备 I can cope with losing the sunbed.
汽车、电视 Car. Television.
让大家看笑话 I can even cope with the shame of everyone watching this.
可是六个月… 那么久了！ But six months! Six bloody months!
你都不肯告诉我 And you wouldn't say to me,
告诉你太太 to your wife.
你不是喜欢吗？ I thought you liked them.
不，我从来不喜欢 No, Gerald. I've never liked 'em.
什么值钱的都被搬走了 They've taken me sunbed. They've taken bloody everything.
还好薯片还在 房子被查封 - Kept hold of your chips, though. - House repossessed.
我被扫地出门 Wife thrown me out.
可是你猜怎样？ Guess what.
我得到那份工作了 I've just been offered thatjob.
恭喜 Congratulations.
好吗？ - All right, kid? - Hiya!
想不想去赐球？ 想 - Fancy a kick-about int' park? - Yeah.
你好不好？ Nathe. Hiya. All right, love?
你不该来这里 You shouldn't be here.
谁说的？ 你看看律师的信 - Says who? - Read the lawyer's letter, why don't you?
我们要去游泳 你来不来？ We're going swimming, Dad. Do you wanna come?
不行 I can't, kid.
我没带游泳裤 Haven't brought me trunks, have I?
去你家拿，好不好？ 不行 - We can go get 'em. Can't we, Mum? - I can't, love.
为什么？ Why?
我…… I just...
就是不行，抱歉 I just can't. Sorry.
他被禁止了 He's not allowed, is he?
走吧 Come on, love.
戴夫 Dave!
你聋啦？ Oi, you deaf twat!
干嘛，我说过不来了 What do you want now? I told you, I'm finished with you.
我也不来了 We're all finished, Dave.
这下惨了 I'm a bloody marked man now.
奈森的事真糟糕 Sorry about your Nathan. It's a bad one, that.
Aye.
是阿隆的事 It's about Lomper.
那小子怎么啦？ What's that pasty-faced chuffer want?
他老妈前天死了 His mum died two days ago.
嗅，很遗憾 Poor lad. Sorry.
想借个外套参加丧礼 - Could you borrow us ajacket for t' funeral? - Gaz...!
别这样，是丧礼要穿的 Come on, Dave! It's not for me, it's a funeral!
什么颜色？ What colour?
菊红色 Orange.
菊红色 拜托！黑色的啦！ - Orange? - Black, for fuck's sake!
好，我们在门口见 All right. Look, I'll meet you by t' doors.
这件不错 走吧 - Nice one. - Come on, then.
你能离开吗？ - Have you got some time off? - Nah.
糖果部门把我烦死了 Fucking pick'n'mix were driving me crazy.
何况是丧礼 Besides, it's a funeral.
好了没？ 就等你了 - Are you ready? - Ready when you are.
他们真的是 They bloody are, you know.
他们牵着手 They're holding hands.
不会吧 真的 - They're never. - Straight up.
我甚至没牵过女生的手 I never even hold hands with ruddy lassies.
也许我应该牵 Maybe I should.
可是谁会想到？ Ah, who'd have ruddy thought it, eh?
他们跟同性恋一样嘛 Ah, well. There's nowt as queer as folk.
我说“他们跟同性恋一样” I said, "There's nowt as queer as folk"!
闭嘴，这什么场合？ Shut up, Dave. It's supposed to be a bloody funeral.
对不起 I'm sorry.
看 是那家伙 - 'Ey, look! Who's that? - It's that guy!
露点肌肉看看 Show us your pecs!
报上就是他们 They were together in the paper, weren't they?
过去两星期没有找工作？ Have you been actively seeking work over the last fortnight?
有 Yeah.
过去两星期有没有工作？ Have you done any work, paid or unpaid, over the last fortnight?
没有 No.
我听说不是这样 That's not what I've heard.
“钢铁脱衣舞男曝光”
“钢铁脱衣舞男被捕”
来吧 Right, come on, you lot!
“史来本” "Slaidburn."
一、二、三、四 One, two, three, four.
去你的 - Go get shagged! - Get your knickers off!
妈的 Oh, fuck!
喂，脱衣舞男 Hey, Patricia the Stripper!
走开 你跑哪去了？ - Bugger off. - Where have you bloody been?
我进了二十桶啤酒 你都没消息 What's going on? I had to buy 20 barrels! I've had no word from you!
希望你能退货 I hope they're sale or return.
开玩笑，你出名了 You're joking! You're bloody famous!
别提了吧 Yeah, don't remind me.
票卖了两百多张 多少？ - I've sold 200-odd tickets! - How many?
杰拉，祝好运 谢谢 Well done, Gerald. All the best.
值得你们效法 Hey! Example for you there!
西装不错 对 - Nice suit, Gerald! - Yeah.
我该走了 Well, I... I'd best be off.
说不定我有工作给你们 You never know, there might be ajob in it for you boys.
还好吧？ 还好 - All right, lads? - All right, Gaz?
我们要演出了 - Gareth. - We're on.
我们要演出了！ We're bloody on!
什么？ 两百张！已经有两千镑 - You what? - We've sold 200 tickets. That's two grand!
有点太晚了 It's a bit late for all that, Gaz. I mean...
我要恢复上班了 I mean fresh start, you know.
再来一次 One more time, Gerald.
穿西装时间多的是 You've got the rest of your fucking life to wear a suit!
来吧，杰拉 对啊 - Gerald... - Aye, go on! Come on, Gerald.
就这一次 好极了 - Just once. - Yes!
只有今天晚上 That's all. Just tonight.
怎么样，戴夫？ How about it, Dave?
你梦还没醒啊？ Haven't you grown out of all that yet?
走吧 Come on, mate.
不，抱歉 Nah. Sorry, lads.
Jean?
阿珍 Jean, love!
原来你在这里 There you are.
难怪你要用香水 I should have guessed when you started wearing totty lotion.
你才不会为我擦 You never put it on for me, did you?
怎么啦？ 而这个…… - Jean? - Or this?
没想到你会这样 I never had you down for this sort of caper, David.
我现在明白了 It explains a few things, at least.
我知道这很诡异 No, look... I know it don't look good.
你说的对极了 You're bloody right it don't.
难怪你时常晚回家 All those nights you were late back
我还以为你去找工作 and stupid cow here thought you were out looking for ajob!
难怪 Well, no wonder. No bloody wonder.
清楚的很 我跟老盖一起，真的 - It's so obvious. - No, I were with Gaz, honest.
她是老盖的女友？ Oh, right! She's one of Gaz's little tarts, is she?
这倒说的通 Well, that makes sense.
那样的人才会爱这个 She'd have to be to put up with this kind of shit!
你听我说，好不好？ 这跟什么女人没关系 Just listen, will you?! It's nowt to do with any fucking women!
I'm...
我是去跳脱衣舞 I were a stripper, right?
我们跟几个朋友 Me and Gaz and... some fellas
想靠这个赚点钱 thought we'd make a bob or two taking us clothes off.
脱衣舞？ Strippers?
好啦！我知道 All right, all right, I know.
你跟老盖？ You... and Gaz?
跳脱衣舞 Strippers?
我们没那么糟 We weren't that bad.
只是我不能跳 Only I couldn't, could I?
为什么？ Why not?
你看我嘛 Well, look at me.
怎么样？ So?
谁会想看我跳舞？ Jeanie, who wants to see this dance?
我 Me, Dave.
我想看 I do.
说好了限女性的 Women only, you tosser!
贴海报就为了这个 Women only! It's on all t' posters, for fuck's sake.
没人告诉我 No, nobody told me.
熟人全都来了 All the blokes from t' pub are in there.
上台后就不怕了 - Bastards! - You'll be all right once you're on stage.
上台？ Once I'm on stage?
什么上台？我根本就不靠近 这是自杀嘛 I'm going nowhere near the fucking stage! It's suicide! That's what it is! Suicide!
Come on, come on! Come on, come on!
Come on, come on! Come on!
妈的，我去退钱 Shit! I'll give the money back.
阿伦，宣布一下 Alan, announce it, please.
叫四百个人失望？我不干 To 400 horny punters? Ask me another one, kid!
哇塞！ By 'eck!
母校的阿妈坐前排 Our old dinner lady's ont' front row!
我们会被剥皮 不出去就会 - We'll get torn to pieces! - You will if you don't go on!
看过斑马被狼群吃掉吗？ Ever seen a zebra brought down by a pack of wolves?
那些大自然影片很棒吧？ - These nature films. Aren't they marvellous?
好精彩 - Brilliant, aren't they?
的确精彩 够了 - They are, aren't they, Gerald? - Oh, pack it in!
你没种啦！ - Not lost your bottle, have you, Gaz? - Dave!
电视不好，看我就来了 There were nowt on telly so I thought I'd give it a go.
发现这个人在外头 他们不让我进来 - I found this wandering about outside. - They wouldn't let me in.
你来干嘛？你妈会疯掉 What the hell are you doing 'ere? Your mum'll go mad!
她也来看 真的？ - She's out front. - Is she?
巴瑞有来吗？ Is Barry with her?
她说只限女性观赏 She wouldn't let him come. Said it were women only.
不能再拖了，要就上场 Right! I can't hold them any longer! It's now or never! Here we go. We're bloody on.
走，上场了 穿上外套 Go get yourjacket on.
内裤别脱嘛 Can't we leave us G-strings on, Gaz?
这样比较好 Perhaps you better had.
这样不好 No, we better hadn't.
听着 要做，就要做得像样 Listen. If we're doing this, then just this once, we're doing it right.
走吧 Now, come on.
好，请各位掌声鼓励 Come on, put your hands together
戴夫·霍斯佛 and welcome Mr Dave Horsefall!
各位先生女士 还有一些混蛋 OK, ladies and gents... and you buggers up the back there!
快脱 Get on with it!
我们也许不年轻貌美 也许不怎么样 We may not be young, we may not be pretty, we may not be right good,
但我们在这里 but we're here.
现场表演 而且仅演一场 We're live, and for one night only
要脱个精光 we're going for the full monty!
你这么卖力，不能临阵脱逃 You can't miss it, not after everything.
老盖，快点 抱歉 - Come on, Gaz! Hurry up! - Sorry, lads.
祝好运 Good luck, eh?
宝贝，脱掉衣服 Listen.
我快要发脾气了 I'm gonna get really annoyed with you.
观众在喝采，都是因为你 They're cheering out there. You did that.
快出去，做该做的事 Now get out there and do your stuff.
谁都能教训我！ God, is there anyone I don't get bollocked by?
出去！ Out!
宝贝，脱掉衣服
可以戴帽子
可以戴着帽子
到那边去 把灯打开
不，所有的灯
回来这里
站在椅子上
宝贝，对了
把手臂举高
摇摆手臂
戴夫加油！
你让我愿意活着
听我所说的话
你可以戴着帽子
脱！脱！脱！ Off! Off! Off!
告诉我，宝贝
Off, off, off!
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